Horse-Shoes

A male that has his lips firmly secured around a donkeys dick. While preforming magic at a children's birthday party.

If i ever see you playing Horse-Shoes again ill call animal control on your ass.

by mikeg101 May 13, 2008

brown shoes

shoes that are brown

fucking sweet!

(mrs yankee fucking wore)

wow those shoes are fucking sweet

by robin November 29, 2003

brown shoes

A substitute phrase for "fuck you". Handy for use in places/situations where discretion is of importance. Also if you get caught saying "fuck you", and get asked to repeat what you just said, just say "brown shoes".

{in church}
1-"You got that cash you owe me?"
2-"No."
1-"Brown shoes!
{in grade 4}
1-"Psst... Buddy, you're such a dweeb..."
2-"FUCK YOU!"
Teacher-"WHAT did you say?"
2-"Brown shoes, ma'am."

by Woodenhead May 14, 2006

clown shoe

A word used by friends to trip out a stoned or high friend.

Me "dude im so high"
green dinosaur "your a fucking clown shoe man"
Me "Whaaaat? man you fucking me up"

by Jesus The Stoner March 1, 2008

clown shoes

things that are big, stupid, and come in pairs.

John and his girlfriend got arrested for having sex on a playground swing set. What a coupla clown shoes.

by disastrid February 24, 2004

Shoe Box

When a male puts his foot in a very loose woman's ass hole, simulating a rather large dildo, for the females pleasure.

I'm going to give your mother a shoe box of a life time.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

clown shoes

(adj) This phrase is a contraction of the phrase ______ as clown shoes. Any characteristic of clown shoes can be suggested by the phrase and must be taken from context. Crazy, oversized, or ugly may be inferred. Invariably the phrase denotes contempt.

"Don't listen to him, he's utterly clown shoes."

by PlagueHeart May 23, 2007