Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

by eerie5 September 29, 2023

Murphy Table

A table that is installed on a wall and folds out like a Murphy bed.

You see? My new murphy table allows me to have a lot more room here!

by PabloREVVED May 6, 2018

smelling tables

Snorting cocaine (coke) from a flat surface

wanna go smell that table ?

what do you think that counter smells like ?

Smelling Tables

by atwoody03 June 7, 2023

Table Tavern

A bar or restaurant that encourages and/or offers board game and role playing games.

Oi, you wanna pop on down to the Table Tavern for a round or two of Milton Bradley's Monopoly?

by anonymous March 10, 2022

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table)

The official Shadow Council of Spellbreak that is responsible for maintaining the good that remains amongst the Breakers in the Hollowlands.

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table) are the Breakers responsible for the return of the Blink rune!

by nikku_uwu November 14, 2019

Data table

Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.

Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"

by Greeeen June 8, 2020