by Aloe <3 January 27, 2018
Get the john laurensmug. A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."
Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."
Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
by tito puente August 30, 2006
Get the John Basedowmug. The Sensation Sweeping the Nation. The greatest dance ever created. a simple flex by the Great John Wall forever changed our world.
To flex like and move your clenched fist in and out.
To flex like and move your clenched fist in and out.
trin: you see jack hit that game winner he was john wall'n after he was so happy
ryan: joe only hit that game winner cause i was john wall'n in the back
peter: he was john wall'n to all the songs last night
john wall was john wall'n after makin dude look foolish
ryan: joe only hit that game winner cause i was john wall'n in the back
peter: he was john wall'n to all the songs last night
john wall was john wall'n after makin dude look foolish
by thecommonfiasco February 21, 2010
Get the John Wall'nmug. To send/receive an E-mail ending a relationship. To cancel further E-mail communication. To axe an ex online.
by Chris "Elvis" Alonzo October 24, 2006
Get the E-Johnmug. An alias of the rapper Method Man. Comes from the Marvel Comics character of the same name, who was apparently pretty badass. (See Johnny Blaze's Wikipedia entry for a full description.) It is a generally positive adjective that can describe the awesomeness of something. Can also be a verb.
by Ruane October 21, 2008
Get the John Blazemug. When your having sex "switch hit" and put it in her ass. She either rolls with it, or you have a problem on your hands. Execute it with the precision of the great John Elway.
by J ROG809 October 4, 2010
Get the John Elwaymug. by Wayne May 13, 2005
Get the john lennonmug.