Oklahoma Oil Slick

Prepared a week prior to pre-coitus a guy eats nothing but baby good. With his favourite gal lying on her stomach he shits a full load on her back. After full evacuation he grabs her by the ankles and slides from toes to top of head.

After careful planning and the right lighting I gave her an oklahoma oil slick she'll never forget.

by Fubar1776 January 26, 2018

Mexican 2 finger oil change

A man sticks two fingers in a womans butthole and puts it in his butthole then sticks his fingers in her vagina by finishing with both fingers then in his mouth

Can I give you a Mexican 2 finger oil change. Or would you like me to change your oil

by Ben and Stephens wacky words April 19, 2017

Covid Snake Oil

Covid Snake Oil is EUA vaccine's that haven't been approved, haven't worked as they promised, and may harm individuals going forward.

Covid Snake Oil (EUA) efficacy has failed miserably "One and Done vaccine" -J&J Didn't happen You need boosters now, and in the future -Pfizer People still getting sick regardless of EUA Snake Oil vaccines. More lies don't make it more effective, but rather create cognitive dissonance.

Snake oil is a term used to describe deceptive marketing, health care fraud, or a scam. Similarly, "snake oil salesman" is a common expression used to describe someone who sells, promotes, or is a general proponent of some valueless or fraudulent cure, remedy, or solution.1 The term comes from the "snake oil" that used to be sold as a cure-all elixir for many kinds of physiological problems. - Wiki

by Bob's Your Daddy January 9, 2022

BP Oil Slick

When you fuck an emo kid in the butt so hard that he starts crying and his mascara runs.

Me and my boyfriend just left the Fall out boy concert. I fucked him with a dildo so hard I gave him a BP Oil Slick.

by hornstar1964 July 30, 2010

ugly oil beast

The last existing Republican President before the people revolted.

Did you see the people slay the ugly oil beast at the end of "Bible: the Movie"?

by Robert J. Blevins August 29, 2006

Snake Oil

A woman that likes to cause mischief and sexual deviance

Stay away from her, shes a real snake oil girl

by thahib October 12, 2009

Checking the oil

When you have so much grease and mold saturating the pubic hairs in the region between your gooch and your innermost cheek, that you can barely walk another step, and therefore "check," the oil. Depending on the circumstances one might: change your yellowing, mud-stained briefs, or dispose of them in the nearest body of water.

Goddamn! It's so hot out here that there is anal waste and sweat running down the bottom side of my thigh out of my shorts! This definitely requires checking the oil

by Dr. Dong Tip October 29, 2015