by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019
A Pothole.
You can't go fast down those little side streets, otherwise those Massachusetts speed bumps will wreck your cah.
by Hehe_Boobs September 03, 2018
Term used to label the pace of a slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.
by Thriving July 03, 2013
The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.
by blazereid101 March 04, 2016
So basically it’s this challenge I can’t up with where you get a group together and everyone brings their own dab pens or weed or whatever and every minute you take one hit and the last person to fall asleep wins
Guy 1: Yo nigga, we trying the speed weed challenge Friday
Guy 2: hell ya dawg, that ain’t even a question, of course I will, dumbfuck
Guy 1: chill the fuck down asshole, I asked you a question
Guy 2: oh my bad slime, just playing though
Guy 3: can I join the challenge
Guy 1: nah bitch, you’re like 9 years old
Guy 3: aw I’m telling mom
Guy 2: okay, go tell your mom you dirty fucking rat ass price of shit
Guy 2: hell ya dawg, that ain’t even a question, of course I will, dumbfuck
Guy 1: chill the fuck down asshole, I asked you a question
Guy 2: oh my bad slime, just playing though
Guy 3: can I join the challenge
Guy 1: nah bitch, you’re like 9 years old
Guy 3: aw I’m telling mom
Guy 2: okay, go tell your mom you dirty fucking rat ass price of shit
by MoanDawg69 August 26, 2019
To humble an arrogant person; To knock someone down a peg; To overshadow another person, particularly someone who is arrogant or someone who has upstaged someone else.
Derived from the semi famous SR-71 groundspeed check story.
Derived from the semi famous SR-71 groundspeed check story.
Person 1: I just finished another great medium article. Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Person 2: Boy my op ed was just published in The New York Times.
Person 3: Now that's what I call a ground speed check.
Person 2: Boy my op ed was just published in The New York Times.
Person 3: Now that's what I call a ground speed check.
by Legnut March 24, 2017
"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."
"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
by Andgorifo December 13, 2007