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Maddie tax

When a wasteman travels the other side of the city to see his girl and stops seeing his boys and spends all his money on her just for her to leave him
Archie got Maddie taxed by his girl he spent £500 to see her for the weekend
by Ted’s left nut May 12, 2025
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fanum tax

When you are a big black man that taxes one percent of your food whenever a meal is present in the house
Kai Cenat got fanum taxed out of his chicken
by Moxxy_p November 7, 2023
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tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.
Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.
by oudaday August 15, 2016
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Soldier Tax

using tobacco products around other military personnel, and they bum one off you.

For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.
smoker- (lights up)
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.
by buck35 May 20, 2011
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Tax

1) To unfairly take money or something of value.

2) To pay a cost that is higher for something that is not worth it.

3) A sexual favor for something in return

4) To steal

5) To lose more than you should have due to a competition
1) “Why am I getting my income taxed 24%, when corporations pay 0%?”

2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes

3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”

4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”

5) “We taxed that basketball team today! They were ranked 5 and we won by 20!”
by Pretend I was a def mute March 4, 2022
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Cool Tax

A gaming term for when a character wants to do something neat or flashy, but in order to do so must spend a disproportionate amount of resources to do so for marginal gain. Effectively, a resource tax on a player to do something cool.
Brilliant Weapons are cool taxed to hell, the effect doesn't even work on most monsters yet it's price is one of the highest in the book.
by Reshyshira October 19, 2022
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Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.
Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax
by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022
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