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Real Music

*A term that teenagers throw out far too often, the first signs of music snobbery as it immediately entails Hip-hop/dance genres being classed as ''crap music''

**Music that has been played in reality & thus is real music rather than notes on sheets.
Teenager: God this generation sucks for music, i wish i was born in the 70s when they had brilliant rock music everywhere, it was all real music

Me: You are aware every generation has whats known as the ''20 year rule'' where the teenagers wish they were born 20 years ago? & that you'd hate the chart music back then as it consisted of Donny Osmond and other corporate made one hit wonders with the odd exception of good bands, just like today

Teenager: Nuh uh it was all stairway to heaven, & pink floyd & The Doors & ehh bach, really cool bands back in the 70s
by dum1anddum2 April 4, 2011
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Muselk

A man who plays Team Fortress 2 sometimes and often does so with ridiculous perriferals just to keep the game feeling fresh.
"Did you see Muselk's last video?"

"Yeah, I didn't think it was possible to play a first person shooter with a steering wheel!"
by random6849 September 4, 2016
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college music

Music that the general crowd of college goers, usually Jeep driving lacrosse players, will listen to. Leans toward "alternative", and is ultimately a softened down form of radio-friendly rock music.
Dave Matthews is a yuppie and makes college music.
by Emperor May 18, 2004
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muscle-fuck

V. To exceed the necessary effort required to complete a task, resulting in damage or malfunction.
Adj. Can be used to describe the state of something damaged, abused, over worked, etc.
1. I was tightening a bolt, and to be certain it was good and tight I torqued it a bit extra and I muscle-fucked it. I snapped the head off the bolt.
2. Don't muscle-fuck the lid on the mayonnaise jar! Someone might want to get in there some day.
3. I had to replace the driver's side seat because it was completely muscle-fucked.
by PieceOfLighting May 15, 2006
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Circus Music

The term to describe the type of music that Mexicans listen to.
"Shit! Will you listen to that racket?! It's nothing but horns, accordions, and umpah-umpah! It's fuckin' circus music!

"You can always tell when a Mexican is driving by your house, from all that circus music blasting out of their car."
by Kindermord December 3, 2004
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high school musical

A cheap, cheesy, Disney movie staring a lesbian, a bi dude, a bitch, and a gay tool.
teen1: hey, did you see that high school musical movie?
teen 2: yea, it's gay. That Troy Bolton due is fucking bi.
by sexbear19 February 22, 2009
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musical.ly

An app where people go to when they want to be famous but have no talent besides mad lip licking and winking skills.
She's such a fuckboy he uses musical.ly
by Queen who slays May 14, 2016
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