Minge mushrooms

A fungal infection on a woman’s vagina

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Mushroom stamp

When you hold back your cock and let it go to hit someone in the forehead,thus leaving a mushroom stamp

Back off before I hit you with this mushroom stamp

Sorry about the mushroom stamp, hope your dad doesn't see it

by BMF Bradly Michele Farts September 14, 2016

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017

mushroom peaks

mario kart wii custom track made by MrBean35000VR and Chadderz.

many frustrating turns and strategically placed mushrooms. if you trick on the wrong mushroom, you'll fall into the mario kart abyss. rest in peace gamers

me: just played mushroom peaks
friend: oh no what happened
me: ...tricked on the wrong mushroom

by anonymous January 16, 2021

onion mushroom

Onion mushroom is meant for a person that is need John and it usually means that he is a faggot and pussy as bitch and also means that he gets no hoes

John you are a huge onion mushroom

by Nazeke May 9, 2018

Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

Mushroom

A soul binding deal made by touching hands and saying mushroom. The deal cannot be broken without risking the relationship.

Never break a mushroom, its too risky.

by Kai_the_bisexuwhale April 25, 2021