Bong monkeys

A bong monkey is like a little fairy god mother for stoners.

Imagen this, Your having a session on the bong by yourself, at the computer, bit o' the trippy music.
You decide that its bong time, you grind your weed and go for you downpipe.
At the moment you see it, you realise the bong is all ready stacked and ready. w1n.

This is the typical work of bong monkeys.

Their work can also be seen when people find bags of weed when their out and about.
1:Sweet man! I love the bong monkeys <3
2:Bong monkeys? i thought we were talking about scooby do?
1:Yah man, pass the bong...
by Jasey May 21, 2006
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monkey bite

another name for a big nasty purple hickey. Typically found on or near the neck.
Nice monkey bite dude!! Who'd you go out with last night?
by Dr. RoXX January 19, 2006
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Monkey Fingers

A nickname for the roller of a 'joint' made with resin, who has burnt and crumbled the brown resin and left stains on their fingers.
''Hey, Rhys has just rolled that joint, now he's got monkey fingers!''
by MD Geist February 13, 2009
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Piss Monkey

piss monkey a name given to mice and rats for their constant peeing pooping and destructiveness
I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff

mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk
by littlejimmie October 26, 2015
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brass monkey

a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ.

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.

It is a very tasty treat.

Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."
You wanna hit this Cognac man?

Nah... Poor Man's Mimosas until the day I die...
by Tha Cuddla August 26, 2004
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monkey business

Monkey business describes an activity where one is up to no good, but is not doing anything too harmful. Monkey business does not cause you to get arrested but will provide a good laugh. From prank phone calls to leaving rare pepes on your friend's doorstep, monkey business is a great sleepover activity for all to enjoy!
Cindy Robes: What's the plan for Saturday night??
Mark Icecreambars: Shit's going down at Jon's place!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, we're gonna do some real monkey business!
by craZy chRi$ September 02, 2015
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bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.
"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."
by KeithTheGospelRapper September 16, 2013
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