A bong monkey is like a little fairy god mother for stoners.
Imagen this, Your having a session on the bong by yourself, at the computer, bit o' the trippy music.
You decide that its bong time, you grind your weed and go for you downpipe.
At the moment you see it, you realise the bong is all ready stacked and ready. w1n.
This is the typical work of bong monkeys.
Their work can also be seen when people find bags of weed when their out and about.
Imagen this, Your having a session on the bong by yourself, at the computer, bit o' the trippy music.
You decide that its bong time, you grind your weed and go for you downpipe.
At the moment you see it, you realise the bong is all ready stacked and ready. w1n.
This is the typical work of bong monkeys.
Their work can also be seen when people find bags of weed when their out and about.
1:Sweet man! I love the bong monkeys <3
2:Bong monkeys? i thought we were talking about scooby do?
1:Yah man, pass the bong...
2:Bong monkeys? i thought we were talking about scooby do?
1:Yah man, pass the bong...
by Jasey May 21, 2006
by Dr. RoXX January 19, 2006
A nickname for the roller of a 'joint' made with resin, who has burnt and crumbled the brown resin and left stains on their fingers.
by MD Geist February 13, 2009
I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff
mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk
mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk
by littlejimmie October 26, 2015
a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ.
Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.
It is a very tasty treat.
Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."
Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.
It is a very tasty treat.
Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."
by Tha Cuddla August 26, 2004
Monkey business describes an activity where one is up to no good, but is not doing anything too harmful. Monkey business does not cause you to get arrested but will provide a good laugh. From prank phone calls to leaving rare pepes on your friend's doorstep, monkey business is a great sleepover activity for all to enjoy!
Cindy Robes: What's the plan for Saturday night??
Mark Icecreambars: Shit's going down at Jon's place!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, we're gonna do some real monkey business!
Mark Icecreambars: Shit's going down at Jon's place!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, we're gonna do some real monkey business!
by craZy chRi$ September 02, 2015
Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.
by KeithTheGospelRapper September 16, 2013