Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.

Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?

by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023

Midget Mash and Dash

When a friend that is under 5 foot 3 daps up 1 person at the function and goes home to play PS5

Alex trimboli preformed the midget mash and dash before he dipped to play 2k

by Tommyvercetti March 20, 2023

midget

The world's shortest guy in the world, and he also is a karate master, so never mess with the midget

Its the midget!
NOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO RUN BEFORE THE MIDGET ATTACKS ME

by lololololololololololLOL April 13, 2023

mikety-stix

a person who is very bad at spelling

mikety-stix! you spell flocabulary like this not foul cauly!

by nectic April 26, 2023

Midkey

A new word that means like lowkey, but to tell that only certain people can know about the topic of subject. Unlike lowkey which means no one.

Also why the fuck is it key??

yo keep this on the midkey. only the group can know about this. no one else!

by The_Home_Depot2023 May 29, 2023

midget

a very short person (skwid)

Skwid is a midget.

by skwidisshort June 20, 2023

Midgetism

Short, nosy and annoying.

That guy at Home Depot doesn’t suffer from his midgetism, but the rest of us do.

by Ermag June 28, 2023