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midoriya is a broccoli head
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 8, 2020
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The Mideast Beast

(n.) a satirical "news" website that focuses on issues from the middle east and generally tries to shed light on issues in a more detailed and locally-informed manner than other sites.
Wow, The Mideast Beast is killing it with some good laughs about the news.
by Jon Snow Lives June 9, 2018
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midget hitter

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.
Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.
by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016
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Middle School

Hell. Everyone is a bunch of poseurs and brats. They all try to make you conform and listen to the same stupid music thinking they're cool. They all have Middle School Relationships that aren't real or serious and last about a week.
You have either 7 or 8 classes that are usually on thee opposite sides of campus. You must run and risk looking like a loser to your next class within the time they give you to get to class. You may be three seconds late but you'll probably have a bitch for a teacher that marks you as late and gives you a detention.
You'll be constantly stressed and won't get a chance to relax after waking up at 6:00am and then go to school for 6 hours, go home and do your shit-load of homework and still be expected to get to school on time and get amazing grades after getting to bed at midnight.
Then your teachers demand a binder for each class so you look like a huge nerd with a fifty pound backpack that you must run to each class with. In classes, you are forced to learn stupid ass shit you'll never use again and must remember just long enough to pass standardized tests and if you get a bad grade, your parents will criticize you to the point of tears but they just can't sympathize with you. Have fun!

All that stuff on TV about middle school being fun? Lies. All the fun stuff that happens in books? Never happens.
My teacher gave me so much fucking math homework I had to pull an all-nighter and then got detention for falling asleep during class.

Popular kids pointed and laughed as I ran with my fifty pound backpack to my next class. Of course, they all looked cool in Hollister skirts and Jansport backpacks that were all empty.

I'm finally done with middle school. I don't remember anything I learned.
by AprilW. October 21, 2012
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mongolian midway point

Another word for the area between your genitals and your anus. See Gooch or Taint.
While receiving oral coitus, I like to rub the old Mongolian midway point.
by Mongolian Mike April 11, 2014
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Midwest Emo

A rough and rugged genre named Emotional Hardcore made love to melodic and gentle Indie Rock. Their child is Midwest Emo, a subgenre of emo that typically incorporates catchy melodies and guitar riffs with the emotional expression and energy of 1980s Emocore bands. Midwest Emo is often easier to listen to and digest than raw energy such as hardcore punk while retaining its archetype edginess and bombast. Examples include Cap'n Jazz, The Promise Ring, Tiny Moving Parts, and Foxing.
Q: Have you heard of the band Tiny Moving Parts? They're my favorite Emocore band.
A: Actually, they're Midwest Emo. Just listen to that intricate guitar work.
by White Licorice 1 August 18, 2018
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midnight snack smack

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight
I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.
by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016
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