Flint, Michigan

Motor City turned into Murder City. Home of homeless drunk folks, thots, and gangsters welcoming meth labs in a abandon home near you.

Jon and his thot was at toys r us in Flint, Michigan shopping for crack until a stranger looked near.. Jon and his thot marched outside after him and shoot 9 rounds hoping to rob for crack.

by MRK2015 April 11, 2016

michael palin

Amazing british comedian who is best known for being one of the main actors in Monty Python and for his travel documentaries. Super funny and also appeared on Saturday Night Live a few times.

Michael Palin was very funny in the television series Monty Python's Flying Circus.

by proud-to-bagpipe March 21, 2012

Jaripo Michoacan

Second best city in all of Michoacan. A place with beauty and tradition.

Jesus Ey why is Jaripo Michoacan the second best in Michoacan?
Jose Because La Piedad is first

by rojiblanco August 10, 2009

richmond michigan

small town hicks where you’re either drunk or high and the guys drive trucks with their daddy’s money. girls are nothing but drama. cars get cheesed and mailboxes get smashed. tires slashed and everyone has an MIP. welcome to hicksville, where half the girls have fucked their cousin. also everyone has a crush on ed delore.

“omg that girl is from richmond michigan... leave her be”
“that ford ranger must be a richmond michigan kids truck”

by homewrecker2.0 March 27, 2021

Monroe, Michigan

A small town where the locals will drive through 2 miles of potholes in their raised pickup truck, to snort cocaine off of a Meijer’s toilet seat.

Person A) Hey! Want to fuck your cousin and do drugs by the river?

Person B) Nah, sorry. Got to pick up my kids from my grandma’s and bring them to my step dads. I’ll come after.

- Monroe, Michigan

by Xioum April 14, 2019

OSU vs. Michigan

The rivarly between Ohio State University and the University of Michigan; one of the fiercest, largest, and greatest rivarlies in college sports, steeped in tradition and known to spawn nothing short of full-scale madness.
This rivarly was intensified by the work of the late Woody Hayes (former OSU coach) and the late Bo Schembechler (former Michigan coach), who left storied legacies behind them.

Current record:
Ohio State University-40 wins
University of Michigan- 57 wins
Ties- 6

How to Identify a Buckeyes fan:
-Bleeds scarlet and grey.
-Wears scarlet and grey.
-Has a shrine to Woody Hayes.
-Can recite whole OSU team roster.
-Constantly refers to "that team up North" or "the evil empire up North".
-Can be seen yelling "O-H" while forming letters over head (to resulting shout of "I-O!"
-Lives for watching the OSU vs. Michigan game.

How to identify a Michigan Fan:
-Bleeds blue and maize.
-Wears blue and maize.
-Will even wear blue and maize in the middle of Columbus on game day.
-Can recite whole Michigan team roster.
-Can be heard yelling "Go Blue!"
-Lives for the OSU vs. Michigan game.

by killerfiller November 20, 2006

Michael Phelps

In 2008, became confirmed as a new species of fish. Will probably be best known for having won eight gold medals in a single Olympics, and at the time breaking the world record for seven of them.

I don't get it, I trained just as hard as him, why can't I ever swim faster than him?

Well that's because he was already born at a physical advantage over you, like Michael Phelps is to all the other people whose bodies do not resemble that of an aquatic animal.

by writ October 30, 2008