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Megan

Sorry good sir, I will return momentarily, I must visit the facilities in order to drop a fat Megan
by TheNardyMaster April 4, 2022
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Megan Darby

Loves the dick! Surrounded by the sausage on a daily basis. Loves the skinny lads and loves schlongs! Dips herself in curry to get her natural skin tone and loves the Jews.
Watch out folks Megan Darby is coming get ready to dip your naan breads in
by Racoonlover234 November 29, 2019
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megan appreciation month

megans are the best people, sweet and generous and they’ve probably been through a lot. we need a whole month for them! it’s october ladies and gentlemen, time to show your love and appreciation to all megans :)
megan: why is everyone being so nice to this month
me: it’s megan appreciation month, you deserve it <3
by professionalsimp December 5, 2020
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Megan

NOT MEGS. NOT MEAGAN. NOT MEGHAN. NOT MORGAN. NOT MEEGAN. *megan* :)

It’s me lol <3 pretty swaggg
Person one: Ayo what’s ur name???

Me: megan.
Person one: oh.
by Blehblehblehhhhh January 18, 2022
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Megan

A person who is secretly megamind but has a bigger heart then forehead, they're amazing in every way and put others before themselves, they stand up for you when you can't stand up for yourself and they show you things you wouldn't be able to seek on your own
Person1: have you seen Megan?

Person2: yeah! They went that way
Person1: thanks!
by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023
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Megan

Megan is a very careless pirson she tends to fall for things very easily like falling into drugs
Megan's are mind-controlling don't fall for here stuff
by #hairstiles April 21, 2021
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“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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