Maximus is a nice boy who enjoys being in large groups of girls. He’s not interested in dating them but genuinely would like to be their friend. He loves watermelon and when he likes something he often says "Object of appeal is so watermelon." While most people named Maximus go by Max, he uses his real name. He’s the short one in the group. He curses a lot and makes jokes that can sometimes or even often offend people, but he never means to upset anyone and is a great friend when you get to know him.
Friend: Maximus curses too much.
Me: He’s very nice though, when you get to know him well.
Friend: Yeah. He just curses and jokes a lot.
Me: He’s very nice though, when you get to know him well.
Friend: Yeah. He just curses and jokes a lot.
by lanie14 May 26, 2022
Get the Maximus mug.Maxime is that guy in your school who is very irritable. These French guys make jokes that aren't funny. Some are funny but others are just jerks who look for problem. They are the hated ones from the classroom.
Maxime: Hey want to hear a joke
Student A: Umm No thanks your jokes are cringe
Student B; Just like you max
Everyone: Laughts
Student A: Umm No thanks your jokes are cringe
Student B; Just like you max
Everyone: Laughts
by anonymous May 27, 2022
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The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.
Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022
Get the Maximum Poopitude mug.A Maximo is the most intelligent funny sweet person you’ll ever meet. There that one friend that you’ve never seen cry. But always managed to be there to help you when you were crying. There the person everybody loves but said “I’m not dating till I’m out of school”. There the person that gets lots of people to flock to them and fall in love with them. A Maximo is really easy to love. But if there the ones coming after you then they almost always get friend zoned. But if you friend zone a Maximo. You’ll almost always think back and regret your decision. And think yeah I could’ve loved him.
Person-1
You now that Maximo that used to like you. well I heard he got married a few months back.
Person-2
I should of said how I felt earlier in high school. then maybe we wouldn’t be so distant now. I think I loved him more than I thought.
You now that Maximo that used to like you. well I heard he got married a few months back.
Person-2
I should of said how I felt earlier in high school. then maybe we wouldn’t be so distant now. I think I loved him more than I thought.
by ÅÑGËŁ June 15, 2022
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Maximus is the ultimate supreme being.
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Get the Maximum Dippage mug.A Maximé is super sexy, she tells you what’s on her mind, she got a big butt, and a big heart. She’s a heartbreaker though, but she can love like no other. There’s no one quite like a Maximé.
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