Matt w

A subspecies of a long haired cockgobbler.

Usually confused for a female from behind. It’s usual diet is green leaves and black dicks.

Matt w is a little dicked cry Baby.

by Cockgobbler July 3, 2019

matt dale

a sexy man who loves jay devlin and has a great big horse cock

sit down boi don’t hit your old man matt dale like that

by jaydbeooo April 9, 2023

Matt W

The cutest, curly-haired man you'll ever meet. You'll want to spend all you time with Matt W. He gives the best snuggles, and is a blast to hang out with. Matt W lives in the city but has a country soul, and loves to be out in nature, and with his friends. He has a passion and drive to tinker and fix things, and applies his "mending" skill set to people as well: he is an excellent listener and will always be there when you need it, even if he is already having a bad day, or if it might put a damper on his day. Matt W is an amazing friend, a wonderful brother, a marvelous son, and a perfect boyfriend--though he is extraordinarily humble (despite his claims saying otherwise), and would immediately deny that. But yes, while he is human, he is the most wonderful human on the planet. Hang onto your Matt W!

Christine : "So how are you and Matt W doing?"

Margaret: "We are doing great. Matt W is really good at making time for me even when he is ooober busy.

by beesgobuzz131313 September 2, 2022

Matt Brophy

A hungarian professional eater. Known for his large size.Very large size.

That matt brophy can eat a whole whale.

by The Brophinator March 8, 2009

Matt bull

An person that tends to be silent or annoyed most of the time and under 5”3

Damn he looks like a Matt bull

by Useless donni November 13, 2019

Matt hunter

Pretty good friend and solid dude.
The kind of guy who gets the job done but would rather spend time catching up on life with the buddies.
Fun to generally chat, hang out, and have a few drinks with.

Person #1: Was hanging out with my buddy Matt Hunter yesterday havin some drinks and catching up on life.

Person #2: Ah nice, sounds like a solid dude.

by Hakna Shanovin June 26, 2023

Matt Huber

The guy you dont want yo give your face too

did you see how matt huber wasnt active for a while

by Matt Huber the real October 18, 2020