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Matts Dick

A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater
by ShowUsYaCunt September 1, 2022
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matt sf

Although he is decent at Dota 2 in general (solely due to wasting over 6K hours ), he is globally known for his trash SF (Shadow Fiend). People thought Kabi mag couldn't be beaten until they saw Matt sf. Enough said.

He has mastered the Euls combo, but the game always ends before he even buys an Eul's scepter. This is very commonly due to excessive feeding middle. If someone was to question him, he generally replies with, "Wah, roaming supports, wehh, trilaned mid, Wehhhh."
Matt is easily one of the most mango I have ever seen in my life.
1)
Dave: "Have you seen kabi mag? Holy fuck its trash."
Tyrone: "yo, you need to see matt sf! I almost killed my self. Twice."
Dave: "Holy fuck! Idk which ones worse tbh!"

2)
"ffs matt sf?"
"gg, we fockin lost boys"
"anyone got a free leave?"
by dondanon February 16, 2018
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Matt Damon

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matt dale

a sexy man who loves jay devlin and has a great big horse cock
sit down boi don’t hit your old man matt dale like that
by jaydbeooo April 9, 2023
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Matt Brophy

A hungarian professional eater. Known for his large size.Very large size.
That matt brophy can eat a whole whale.
by The Brophinator March 8, 2009
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Matt P

Matt P wow where do I start with this person? He is a humble, majestic monkey who loves to interrupt people! I don’t think I have ever met some one who loves to interrupt people as much as he does, this man is a nice, athletic, foodie and who stands for what’s right most of the time at least!
Hey have you seen Matt p?
No why

Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people
by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 1, 2023
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Matt W

The cutest, curly-haired man you'll ever meet. You'll want to spend all you time with Matt W. He gives the best snuggles, and is a blast to hang out with. Matt W lives in the city but has a country soul, and loves to be out in nature, and with his friends. He has a passion and drive to tinker and fix things, and applies his "mending" skill set to people as well: he is an excellent listener and will always be there when you need it, even if he is already having a bad day, or if it might put a damper on his day. Matt W is an amazing friend, a wonderful brother, a marvelous son, and a perfect boyfriend--though he is extraordinarily humble (despite his claims saying otherwise), and would immediately deny that. But yes, while he is human, he is the most wonderful human on the planet. Hang onto your Matt W!
Christine : "So how are you and Matt W doing?"

Margaret: "We are doing great. Matt W is really good at making time for me even when he is ooober busy.
by beesgobuzz131313 September 2, 2022
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