matt herbert

A extremely hot guy that goes to knox and i wish he would date me... And if there is a matt herbert at your school he is also known for his large penis

Did you see matt herbert yesterday?
Yup he was looking fine

by Eleleiajshslea February 9, 2014

Matt Manning

The amazing bassist for the post hardcore band From First To Last.

fftl fan 1: "Did you see from first to last last night ?
fftl fan 2: "Yes, Matt Manning tore up the bass !"

by Karen Kacenski July 7, 2008

Cynical Matt

Cynical Matts are people whom generally have a deeply cynical and depressing outlook on life whilst expressing this in a way that is funny and cheers up companions and themselves. As a result of this, Cynical Matts tend to be very witty and intelligent as well as a champion at 'that's what she said'.

Person one: Arghn that test felt so long and hard!
Person Two: That's what she said!
Person One: you are such a Cynical Matt

by Katietron April 8, 2010

Dirty Matt

A dirty Matt is when a man has a HUGE cock but doesn’t let it make him cocky and instead actually knows how to please and temporarily break the insides of a woman.

I took my dirty Matt out for dinner yesterday!

Oh the one with the big shlong?

by Matchupichu June 8, 2022

Matt Caprio

An amazing best friend who will always be there for you.
No matter what situation you are in he will always back you up.
He is great with boy advice and he has a lot of girl friends
matt caprio is basically an amazing person who will never let you down.

My best friend is a Matt Caprio

See him? Thats Matt Caprio

by 11234543 August 14, 2011

matt wallace

a blonde haired kid, or just any plain old kid that jumps into a conversation with no prior knowledge of what the group is talking about. Also a white kid who follows black kids around just trying to look cool when no one likes him at all

"man did you see that kid following around Andre and his friends?" "Oh yeah that's matt wallace"

by ajack21q4341 November 13, 2011

matt-ism

A word used for negative feedback,

originated on a anime fan site.

user1: that revamp is such a waste of time
user2: enough with the matt-isms for today...

by luckymouse September 22, 2008