Messissippi

Mississippi. It's a mess.

Uh-oh, I'm supposed to take a business trip to Messissippi. Hick o'clock!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

michissippi

what Synder turned Michigan into by signing the Right to Work Act.

Obama came to Detroit and announced that thanks to Synder "you now have the right to work harder for less money". Synder is turning Michigan into Mississippi (hence the Union term Michissippi).

by SHAR February 6, 2013

Massissippi

The residential/suburban regions in Massachusetts outside of the I-495 beltway around Boston, characterized by isolated housing developments, a lack of cultural activities and social interactions.

I relocated for my girlfriend's PhD studies, but I had a hard time meeting meeting new people out in Massissippi.

by ebeez June 1, 2009

Mississipaweazyassachusetts

Mississipaweazyassachusetts is a State in the northern south between the states of Massachusetts and Assachusetts. Back in 1869 the state of Mississipaweazyassachusetts was founded by people from Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama. People from Mississipaweazyassachusetts call themselves "northern southerners". Mississipaweazyassachusans don't fight with their fists, instead they have ice cream fights by flinging spoons full of ice cream at each other, they also throw ice cream cones full of ice cream too. The state capital is Bostaxton Rouge. Mississipaweazyassachusans are stubborn, under educated, and bullheaded. They use school buses as transit buses as well as for schools. They call transit buses "white school buses" and call taxis "school bus cars", they also call cellular phones "cellerma-phones" and laptops "portable desktops". Mississipaweazyassachusans don't like anyone who isn't from their state and call out of staters "normies" (normal people). They make fun of the Toyota Prius and pronounced Prius as "Priass". Mississipaweazyassachusans call their state "The Northern South" and pronounce it as "Norvern Souf"

New Yorker: Where are you from?

Mississipaweazyassachusan: I'm from the norvern souf.

New Yorker: Huh?

Mississipaweazyassachusan: The State of Mississipaweazyassachusetts, up in the norvern souf, it's located up souf.

by Cholo Domexicano October 26, 2013

Mississipi Mudslap

While induring intercourse, bend over your partner and place your anus above his/her mouth and let out a load apon there mouth cavity, then the a Male dip's there testicals in the soiled mouth, thus getting the nuts wet with runny pooh and stamping it along the backside of the opposing partner.

Man, last night was so fun, Lisa let me Mississipi MudSlap her til' she looked like a cheetah.

by Pmiester & T-ray June 22, 2011

Mississppi Dirt Bag

the act of putting testicles into a butt hole, pulling them out and having the recipant put them in thier mouth

"Man I want to mississppi dirt bag that butt and mouth."
"Dude that is dirty and bad morals."

by hatertator88 November 2, 2009

missisimpi

The home state of all simps.

Simp: Uh... Can I date you?
Female: Are you from Missisimpi? Mad simp, no gtfo lol

by Wiktionarious February 27, 2021