Mary-Sue

An original character (fem.) in fanfic or an original story, usually on the internet, who is far superior to all other characters. She is typically beautiful, intelligent, kind, and in all other ways "perfect". She usually serves as an important part in a pivotal plot element (ie: a prophecy) and becomes romantically involved with the author's favourite character in the story. The internet fiction world runs rampant with these characters.

dracosluvur: My character's name is Alienne Raven Jewel Sassandra Moonflower Romance Shimmer Honeybeam, she came to Hogwarts after being separated from her family in the U.S. and sold into illegal slavery in Japan, she's fluent in both languages and is part Fae. She has snow-white skin, black hair and sparkling eyes that change colour. She's tall, thin and busty, she fills in as the Charms professor sometimes and doesn't really have a house because she's just that unsortable so she has her own luxury room in one of the towers. Almost the entire male population adores her, staff and students, and she gets perfect marks and it figures that she is the one who actually kills voldemort.

SatiricalBanshee: AGH!DUCK AND COVER! MARY-SUE!

by SatiricalBanshee February 27, 2008

mary macdonald

one with big shoulders.

your looking like a mary macdonald

by yodaman793 March 6, 2010

mary-kate

noun; a girl who wont give up her eating disorder. and wont accept the help she needs.

mary-kate; i am scared to get fat im just not going to eat.

by naghmeh December 24, 2007

Mary Jane

A hot guy, with a big penis. He likes to listen to country music and likes crack or weed, also known as pot. A man or boy with an accent who likes to whestle teddy bears and drink bud light all the time

Damn!He has a huge dick, and a whestles teddy bears, and has an accent, he's defently a Mary Jane!

His dick is small, he is not a Mary Jane!

That boy is a crack head, he's a Mary Jane!

by Candy Mergon December 28, 2005

mary joe

Common name used for the substance marijuana. Often used in its full extent; Mary Joe Anna or in abreviated form; Mary J

You got any mary joe

by Brunel July 18, 2008

Mary Alice

Furry creature that is predictable by nature. Typically found associated with darker complected species. Most closely related to the Microtus penisylvanicus (North American field mouse) family. Has been known to make a ruckus when not appropriate.

Did you hear that dog in heat?!?!?.... What a Mary Alice

by Leroy4life March 2, 2011

mary hendra

A girl that likes licking butt holes while fingering herself with jelly donuts all over her

Also is good at running cause she's scared life is gonna catch up to her

Look at Mary hendra running she runs like a goof

by Dick in my butt hole June 11, 2016