maria is gorg confident bitch n i’m a maria lmao seeing what ppl have to say abt my name is insane i’ve only seen good stuff wth. almost cried. from happiness ofc
by ifuckinglovejakegyllenhaal May 07, 2021
Maria is the most wonderful and best person there is, one in a lifetime, and is worth to give everything to her. Is always beautiful with long hair or short hair doesn’t matter she is always a beauty. And if her birthday is August 2nd she is most definitely a keeper 🙏🏼
by Urbsfyoo April 24, 2022
Maria. A words that also sounds like diarrhea. Which is funny because Maria is the biggest pile of human shit there is. Specifically, Maria Opeka captivates the true meaning of it. She is ugly inside and out and has the most stupid dog named Cannoli which makes sense because she is the typical Italian- American. She does not really talk but just blurts out random noises. Its almost hilarious. The best way to describe Maria is that she is like a piece of popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth. I am kidding. Maria Opeka is a obsessive DILF hunter, and only in love celebrity men close far to old for her. She also experiences scenarios that have overtake her sense of reality. Maria has brown curly hair, olive skin, short, and has brown eyes. She is related to Angela who has the loudest farts.
by rydawg2828 September 16, 2021
The most amazing,gorgeous,funny,hot person you will ever meet makes your heart melt with his smile and can make a whole room stop when she walks in. He has an amazing personality and is very smart. Any person is more than lucky to have her in there life.
by good soup November 20, 2021
The best person in the world though having a natural RBF when they smile they light up any room and thier natural beauty shines
Wow Maria is very chill
by Jillyjams October 10, 2022
by submissiveandbreedablecreature December 21, 2022
A girl who everyone says is an angel but when u got to know her she was the devil but like a good devil
by urmom2648222 January 04, 2022