May 28

May 28 is the National Give Your Girl Head Day, meaning you have to give head to your girlfriend no matter what

Gf: Hey it s may 28!
Bf: And?
Gf: Get on your knees.

by TsukiiLmao May 23, 2022

May 21st

National fuck that boy named Jacob day. On this day, it is tradition to throw that one boy named Jacob down a flight of stairs.

Hey Jacob! It’s May 21st! Get your ass on the stairs so I can push your dumbass off

by fuckyoujacob May 09, 2020

May 21

National tell your crush you like them day.

Sally: do you know what day it is?
Robert: no.
Sally: it's May 21 national tell your crush you like them day, better go tell my crush.

by Anonymous7694 May 15, 2021

12th of may

12th of may wow what a shite day to be born people with the biggest dicks are born on this day only people born on this day can gobble down a pack of grapes in a second

I’m born on the 12th of may- ewww you have a big Willy

by Smellyballbag723 December 30, 2021

May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 11, 2022

May 20

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022

May 4th

National dick SUCKING day

Today is the day you pull fourth new tricks

May 4th of ur dick be in my mouth

May 4th of my mouth be on ur dick

Silly bunny tricks come w bibs

Meet me at my crib :)

by LolaaBunnie May 03, 2023