Lay the pipe

Something John Boyega says about Finn (played by him) fucking Rey (Daisy Ridley) since Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) dies and she has no man.

It’s not about who she kisses but who eventually lay the pipe.

by The Rise of Skyschmitter January 2, 2020

Lai lai

The mother-in-law to a person who is residing with the paternal side of the family. If the male partner is residing with the female's parent(s) then the male undertakes the woman's role and addresses his mother-in-law as his lai lai.

Wes has a lai lai.

by Bapukwes March 11, 2021

Lay up

An easy shot at doing something

This analogy is taken from basketball, when you have the court clear in front of you and can just lay the ball up near the basket, and use one hand to bounce it off the backboard and into the basket. The layup is considered the most basic shot in basketball

Bro I got you her number and insta, and she was already into you, I handed you a lay up, and you still fucked it up?

The guy interviewing me for the job was an ex-colleague and my best friend. The interview was a layup.

by AbuLahab69 August 25, 2021

Lays

Air. Just air. If you are lucky. One chip at the bottom. Just expensive air.

I just breathe Lays. Everyone breathes lays. Were all lays.

by Gay-Guy-James-Charles December 13, 2019

chode a lay hey who

The native call of Chode Island. Like a yodel but more chode; Chodel. One must be well versed in the way of the chode to use it

They chodelist let out his mating call… Chode a lay hey who. And just like that Chodey Foster appeared out of thin air.

by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015

Lay

Future tense of laid. A future sex encounter

He’s looking for a lay.

by beautiful_b90 June 4, 2020