lemon crack

When a guy cums in a girls ass and then urinates before pulling out. He adds a squirt or two of freshly squeezed lemon juice for added flavor and then allows it to harden for a day before removing it. The product is then broken up into small rocks and sold on the street for money and or sexual favors.

I needed some money, so I gave Jenny the Lemon Crack. We used the money to buy beer and porn.

by sonofbootycheeks October 23, 2008

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Lemon Check

When a same sex couple (normally women) are booking a hotel for a weekend liason, a lemon check is the moment of the phone call where they check with the hotel that they are okay with practicing lesbians frequenting their establishment.

When booking a hotel for a lesbian liason please remember to use the "lemon check".

Janine - Can I please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
Hotel - Yes that's fine.
Janine - Do you mind that we are both women?
Hotel - Are you both attracive or butch?
Janine - ....hangs up...

by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009

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Lemon Cream

The thick, moist combination of sweat and semen produced during a grueling Lemon Party.

The man walked into his room in the brothel and was horrified to find the Lemon Cream remains of the rooms' previous occupants.

by Taylor132 June 22, 2012

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Lemon-licker

1.) A person or team that loses a competition or game and does so with a bad attitude. 2.) A person that has a bad attitude or who continually goes around with a scowl on his/her face.

The Bulldogs beat those lemon-lickers!

That girl is just a real lemon-licker.

by The Dental Doc's Kid September 12, 2013

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