Kyle

A way of life experienced only by the highest of human beings.

Good evening your “kyleness” that dry wall seems sufficiently beaten.

by Kyle is awesome November 24, 2019

Kyle

A sick boy who is goku and loves hanging around with his friends all the time

He's great but hates it when people call him by his surname

Kyle is a very nice nigga

by Unknownd111 December 2, 2019

Kyle

Small dick small booty depressed not funny and always has a best friend called lewis

Wow Kyle's has a small dick

by Big d callun December 3, 2019

Kyle

A little fucking shit that’s addicted to fortnite and likes being fucked in the ear and nose

Kyle suck dick

by Fuckboi123btwfuckyfucky January 29, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a simp who tries to hard and just gets friend zoned

Kyle is such a simp the girls just think of him as a brother

by Harryk0005 January 31, 2020

Kyle

The best and most intelligent person alive. However, a Kyle is not only intelligent, but very handsome and athletic. In fact, The average Kyle has an IQ of about 176 and a 4:21 minute mile! Additionally, I, a fellow Kyle, was announced as the Times Magazine 2006 person of the year! All in all, the information above is proof that ALL Kyle's are great, and that is why I think that the next president should be someone named Kyle.

Person 1: Hey man, I was wondering what the best name is.
Person 2: Kyle is a great name! In fact, did you know that the average Kyle is a billionaire?

Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that. Now I know that the best name is Kyle.

by NotASpoon February 3, 2020

Kyle

Kyle was probably baptized in 100% Vodka. He is an incredibly retarded person, and he doesn't know how to exist by himself. If you ever meet a Kyle, Run for your life, for he probably has 500 knifes in is pocket. He also probably likes James Charles and Justin Beiber. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kid : hey!
Kyle: hmph
Kid: Gotta problem??
Kyle: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ReeKid1000000000000009 February 12, 2020