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knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.
Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!
by zombie vagina July 12, 2018
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Knocking At The Cow's Door

A phrase originated from 19th century Thailand, which is often used today to describe something being weird or abnormal.
John - "Did you see that weird guy at the store?"

Mary - "Yeah, he was Knocking At The Cow's Door."
by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020
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Can’t knock the hustle

Common phrase used to describe not hating on someone’s trade or hustle.
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Knocking out a skeleton

When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking
I wish this Lockdown would finish

Why is that?

I've started knocking out a skeleton

Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!
by Nesda February 12, 2021
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knocking the bats out of the cave

Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.
by T592423 May 31, 2018
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Bench Knocking

Bench Knocking:noun; The mechanical skill of tapping, hitting or smacking some mechanical or electrical device into working properly.

It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.

To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.
Henry Winkler ... Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli and the means by which he produced working equipement is a perfect example of "Bench Knocking"

To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.

"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.
by Black-Ice-Bandit October 8, 2008
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Knock n’ talk

1. In investigation, when police interrogate neighbors.

2. Slang for casual sex.
No, I didn’t sleep with your boyfriend, I just stopped by for a “knock n’ talk”.

What are you doing tonight?” “Oh, I thought I’d do some ‘knock n’ talks’”

He’s not my boyfriend. That was just a “knock n’ talk”.
by Romeo911 January 31, 2020
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