I kid you not 

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

I kid you not by mandingoe September 30, 2004

rent-a-kid 

a kid that you only have to deal with sometimes do to the relationship you are currently in.

1. I could be in the relationship because I would only have to watch the kid on the weekends , like a rent-a-kid.
2. Like when your stupid baby daddy has another girl pregnant and pop out a dumb ass baby....and then guess what? now you got a rent-a-kid.
3. Got to rent their damn f*^kin kid and take care of 'em for the weekend, now that's a rent-a-kid.

rent-a-kid by rent-a-kid June 28, 2011

I kid 

It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."

Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!

I kid by Ben L. January 8, 2006

Catholic kid-fuck

The latest Vatican Olympic sporting event...

Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please on the field for the next event the Catholic kid-fuck.
On your mark, pants down...Sin!

Catholic kid-fuck by YAWA March 13, 2019

Band kid 

Also known as the Reddit kid, band kids are defined by an obsession with Reddit, Pewdiepie, and gaming (particularly PC gaming and Nintendo switch), strange and awkward mannerisms, and a tendency to make weird poses, talk fast, and regurgitate old memes. They tend to also like anime and anime-related things (such as Pokemon games), and likely have an anime profile picture on their social networking accounts. Band kids are likely active on Discord and are often moderators on there and/or Reddit. They frequent r/pewdiepiesubmissions and r/dankmemes, and look down on those who use Instagram and TikTok as “normies.” This culture is common amongst kids in high school marching band (hence the name) but it is not limited to them. Band kid/Reddit kid culture may overlap with weeb culture and neckbeard culture, and is prominent amongst individuals beyond high school age. Think of the band kid as the neckbeard when they were in high school. Everyone knows at least 4 of these kids from high school.

Band kid 1: I just donated 500 dollars from my mom’s credit card to pokimane! keanu chungus wholesome 100 See you at band tomorrow!

Band kid 2: I can’t make it tomorrow big oof I’m gonna be busy playing Smash Bros on my Nintendo switch epic gamer moment Do you think my cat is big enough for r/chonkers?

Band kid 1: bruh of course, you’ll be raking in the karma with that one soviet union national anthem

Band kid by donaman September 12, 2020

Indie Kid 

Everyone has this definition for indie kids and how we dress, but no, you have NO IDEA. So here's the real fucking definition.

Indie kids listen to indie music. That's it. We don't all have wavy hair, or dress like we don't give a shit. We're not all elitist and we're not all artsy types. We're DIFFERENT. We're INDEPENDENT. It's about the music, not the clothes. Some couldn't care less, some put some time into it. Doesn't matter.

Non-indie: How do I look like an indie kid?
Indie: You don't.
Non-indie: So how do you know I'm an indie kid?
Indie: You don't.

Indie Kid by Livid Infinity. December 30, 2007

Angry Homo Kid 

He won't have it!

Look up the video! stop calling me a homo

wow that is one angry homo kid.

Angry Homo Kid by Antideckmerr August 3, 2009