Juan

Short Man who’s bad at Smash

N:Juan is a good person.
D: Haha Good One!

by DoSeyWasTaken September 9, 2020

Juan

The almighty horse that stands on a balcony.

Whisper for Juan (he has sensitive ears).

by Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp January 27, 2021

Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022

Juan

Juan is a toe loving weirdo. He comes off as gay even though he might not be. He’s extremely stubborn and can be rude from time to time. And he’s very serious about his time so don’t waste it.

Sarah- do you know who Juan is?
Chris- yea that’s that toe loving kid

by Whyiseverythingchrome February 20, 2020

Juan

a really annoying ugly fat person just basically a terrible person hes a terrible friend just avoid him at all cost i should know im one

Ew is that a juan he must be lonely

by Gdaqua200 October 5, 2020

Juan Mig

It is said that if you are named Juan Mig/Juan Miguel your parents are expecting you to have a large dick.

Ex. Oh he's name is Juan Mig you say? He's a big right? Haha!

by Juan Mig October 19, 2021

Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."

Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!

by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024