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Jonathan

Jonathan is the type of guy women have wet dreams over and men wanna be like. Jonathan's typically hunt in packs together they are usually referred to as sigmas. They have extremely big dongs and will steal your girl in a matter of 10 seconds or less. The eternal rivals of Jonathan's are Nicholas and have been on the winning side for the past 1,000 years. They are known over achievers and leaders. Jonathan's are considered peak human potential.

TL:DR Jonathan's have big dick energy
Jonathan is such a cool guy

Jonathan makes me think about life

Im so in love with Jonathan
by kaiserreich28 May 13, 2022
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pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.
“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”
by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023
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Jonathan

Jonathan is has a great personality, he is really funny, but is kinda fat -_-
Jonathan has a temper when things don't go his way.

Jonathan always stubs his toe and is super over dramtic.
Guy: HEY WHATS UP JONATHAN
Guy 2: You know he is so funny and talkitive
by THE ONE! and only one July 24, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a amazing guy. He can make you smile at anytime even on a really bad day. He is really nice, funny, and super loving. You can trust him at anytime any day! He is they definition of amazing, beautiful, loving
Jonathan made me really happy.
by P1p0830 November 22, 2021
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jonathan bucknell

loves to finger his best friend Edward. he is a very cute young man who isnt very smart or good looking, but he still pulls more than you. jonathan is a very funny sexy young man who loves to watch horses fuck.
'your such a little curry muhcing jonathan bucknell'
by lizraid August 4, 2021
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Sister Jonathan

Sister Jonathan is a nickname for Jon Guelas , member of the english band United Vibe , that has been gaining popularity between fans of the band and also with some of the X Factor 2018 members.
Giovanni Spano: "We need sister Jonathan. Do we? Okay. "
by sister 5.0 November 3, 2018
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Jonathan huff

Has a very small dić* limited to a Luh bit of stufff can’t do a lot with his small “Di**”
Jonathan huff is limited to a Luh bit of stuff
by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020
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