Johnny Bravo

A term for a small penis on a person with an extraordinarily large ego.

Jacob, who insists on his dick being "super thick", really has a Johnny Bravo.

by Dr Vegeta PhD November 29, 2013

johnny knoxville

Euphemism for a hitman or a person who does the dirty work.

"I'm gonna send Johnny Knoxville to your door"

by BreathingIsOnlyHalfTheFunction October 7, 2006

Johnny Depp

disgusting, old, ugly man who is old enough to be your father and girls everywhere lust after him (me NOT being one of them)

the man whom you call a father!!!

by Liz January 9, 2005

Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases.

"Hey Johnny, its been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"

by Badass Keith April 4, 2005

Johnny Come Lately

Johnny Come Lately- Someone who shows up late, often or jumps in front of a queue in a cheesy fashion.

*People are waiting in traffic and then the green light shows, the person at the front see a cheesy faggot drive in front of him.

Person in the car in front "Oh you little Johnny Come lately"
Person in another car "You fucking cheesy faggot"

by Swatch January 3, 2013

johnny depp

Hot, gorgeous, sexy, hilarious and most of all the best actor of all time.

"Why is the Rum gone?"
-Johnny Depp
POTC
P>S: It's not eyeliner he's wearing on POTC, it's coal all you dumb fucks who say it's eyeliner.

by kikken_yo_ass October 27, 2003

Johnny Depp

Actor that was fantastic in the 90's. But after starring in the garbage dump film "Pirates of the Carribean" He went straight to hell in a handbasket, and lost his real fans..and found themselves replaced by terrible fan females!

PERSON 1:
"Hey, have you heard about Johnny Depp?"
Person 2: Pirates of the carribean made me waant to jump off a bridge and get hit by a bus on the way down.

by Fred Ritzen November 22, 2004