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Joey

Typical Leo. Literally spends all his money on gear he never uses. Drinks way too much once every few months and turns into a dancing machine. Thinks he is a good nurse, but totally leaves night shift hanging. Loves putting himself into harder than necessary situations.

About 20 lbs overweight, but still tries hard to do all the active things as if he wasn't.
He's such a typical Joey.. If he got his shit together he'd be in a great position.. but nope.
by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 November 23, 2021
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Joey

Joey is a handsome boy who deserves to be loved and needs help. He gets very sad over small things but he is so cute hes like a little baby. There are some things he needs to learn about life but doesnt have the right people around him to teach him them. The love he gives feels so free you can have so much fun together he will make you feel so comfortable and even hearing him breathe can make you feel so safe. His voice is so calming its like listening to the waves of the ocean and his energy his laugh is contagious. He will make you happy even when you dont want to be. If he wants you he will change for you. The heartbreak really hurts when hes gone because he was the only one you had, the one who stuck beside you and supported you in everything, he will try to understand you and he will love you, but he cant stand being alone. I miss you and ill never stop loving you because what i felt for you was real.
Girl 1:isnt that joey
Gurl 2: yes, hes with that new girl but i wish he knew how i felt, i never wanted it to end.
by Stt10709 October 7, 2025
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Joey

a white guy that built like a guitar and only eats ramen
Look theres a Joey ! *points at guitar
by nyc.org April 30, 2023
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joey weiss

A goofy, loving guy who has many of friends. Everyone likes him, he is very sporty and is great at giving hickeys. He can be very triggered at times but doesn't show it. Usually has big ears as well
Joey weiss, what is that on your girls neck yo?
by Tdawg159 February 9, 2017
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Hung like a joey

Has the perfect size penise , not to small not to big and curves just a little in the right way!
by Shelaced March 2, 2019
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Joey

A baby boy who is goofy and lazy and pees his pants when he is scared.
Your being such a Joey right now Brandon.
by Monkeisgoofy December 14, 2023
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joey blaze

The baddest motherfucker to ever live. Awesome beard and HUGE balls.
You're cool but you're no Joey Blaze
by Joey Blaze November 25, 2021
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