Jade

jade is just a girl trying to live her life, don’t hate on her she didn’t do nun 2 u

“i hate you jade”
jade: “stfu i literally don’t care”

by urbandickzzz March 10, 2024

Jade allen

A dirty hoe whom will daye any boy or girl but is very sweet and very corny

You are a jade allen

by Jade allen January 7, 2019

The Jade Palace Special

The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.

She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.

by biggestpapi December 20, 2017

jade garah

A great and loyal person , ride or die type! But if crossed will bring war onto you and yours-

I am blessed to be friends with Jade Garah and may the day never come that I cross this friend or betray them , for those shall be my last days of peace and harmony! Woe to me

by Lex Jon March 8, 2025

Jaded

Tainted

She was "jaded" by her upbringing to think all men were abusive.

by Dayimaan September 22, 2023

Jade

Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.

N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?

C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.

N: Why is she so short bro?

C: Why are you so damn fine bro?

N: Oh.

by Grogg76 March 8, 2022

jade fat

a asian bitch so fat, her eyes are the size of half a grain of rice, her belly the size of the sun and her ego the size of all of her weight combined

look at the jade fat bitch! gyat fucking damn shes so fucking fat, she has her own gravity pull!

by Xuan Doan August 15, 2024