a terrible person who lives in Illinois. yeah you know who i'm talking about. dont trust her. she wont let you take breaks from her for school and makes your life a living hell. wants to get laid but never will.
1: Jade broke up with me
2: to be expected, she was an ass hole to begin with, you need someone better!
2: to be expected, she was an ass hole to begin with, you need someone better!
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