Jeremy-ing

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.

“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”

by anonymous February 23, 2025

Pete-ing

"Pete-ing", "Pete-ing around":That is when u r being Pete n there's no words to describe how u exactly doing

"Ann went Pete on u!"
"Did Ann went Pete on u again?"
"Dude u have to stop Pete-ing around"
"I had no idea Ann was into Pete-ing untill I saw them being Pete"
"Oh don't mind her she's a dumbass she's always being Pete"

by Sharll August 8, 2022

CONNIE-ING

To make more work for yourself

"Wow you really left work late today" "Yeah I was busying Connie-ing and had to stay late"

by dadsads afasdf June 26, 2024

Double Mic-ing

When someone has their in game voice chat enabled alongside voice chat on another application (e.g, Discord).

"and that's when he-"
"and that's when he-"
"Dude, you're Double Mic-ing"
"oh sorry, is this better?"

by SillyBuggar January 16, 2024

Gif-ing

The art of dropping to many gifs in a conversation no social media platforms; e.i Facebook, Discord, Skype, Twitter, Instagram..etc

I may of dropped to many memes or gifs, I think I am gif-ing to much.

by Morphingkitten April 1, 2021

Jam Jar-ing

To over over elaborate unimportant details in a boring story or event.

"I really enjoyed talking to Steve but when he told the story about the roller coaster he kept "Jam Jar-ing" about the person behind him".

by Barry48 August 12, 2021

MoShankar-ing

To play all possible sides, without ever allying with anyone. A flawed strategy, built on the even more flawed idea that being indecisive and entirely friendless somehow puts you at an advantage. Functionally synonymous to being untrustworthy, being a "snake," or being universally disliked/excluded.

Man: I don't really want to take sides, they're both my friends

Woman: Dude, one of them is clearly wrong. Quit MoShankar-ing around.

by Apollo strangeburdens September 19, 2025