In the pet

In a mood with a person or situation

I forgot the missus’s birthday yesterday so she’s in the pet with me now

by RockChick1978 March 17, 2024

PET

Person or People with Entertaining Talent(s)

Rob Smith is a PET.
The Chocolate Rain guy is a PET

by Fleccas Talks show-watcher March 19, 2024

Autistic pet human

Typically a special needs person that looks adorable with the innocent eyes of a reptile or household pet. This is slang used by younger teens, and is considered offensive most often.

"Dude dylan is an autistic pet human."

by Superslicer January 29, 2026

Face Pet

A beard or moustache on a man.

Terry sat in the pub, thoughtfully stroking his wispy face pet.

by dewexdewex February 21, 2026