Dirty Paine

the act of jerking off to shirtless photos of hans zimmer, and ejaculating onto a chocolate chip eggo.

Charles told me about his attempted dirty paine last night.

did you give him a dirty paine?

by nekcalf November 15, 2024

staind-pain

The extreme inner turmoil one experiences while listening to the album Break the Cycle.

Waking up with "It's Been A While" stuck in her head, Sarah experienced staind-pain for the first time since 2001.

NOTE: Not to be confused with stain-pain, the remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.

by blowfishcrabs January 23, 2018

Pain sauce

Spicy fecal water. Watery fecal matter that is excreted when you have nothing left to shit out, usually after a binge of hot/spicy food.

Dude I ate a whole bag of Takis last night and I'm regretting it, I already shit 3x today and the 3rd one was straight pain sauce.

by DrPepperKing2300 May 24, 2022

House of Pain

Marine Detachment (MARDET) Fort Leonard Wood, MO (FLW) Basic Military Police Schoolhouse U.S. Marine Corps Military Police Instruction Company (MPIC) DoD Interservice Non-Lethal Individual Weapons Instructors Course (INIWIC). Another name for INIWIC. INIWIC is the private school the Marine Corps operates out of FLW, since the program was founded in 1996 at MARDET Fort McClellan until their move to Fort Leonard Wood in 1999. The difference between Level 1 and 2 certifications is that you have to be exposed to OC spray and be tased to graduate with a Level 2 certification as an "instructor". The Legendary Level 3 or Instructor-Trainer certification is only available while you're at the FLW MP Schoolhouse ONLY at the chief instructor or Officer-in-Charge's discretion. Once you return to the fleet or operating force, you're only considered an instructor.

Marine Detachment (MARDET) Fort Leonard Wood, MO (FLW) Basic Military Police Schoolhouse U.S. Marine Corps Military Police Instruction Company (MPIC) DoD Interservice Non-Lethal Individual Weapons Instructors Course (INIWIC). Another name for INIWIC. INIWIC is the private school the Marine Corps operates out of FLW, since the program was founded in 1996 at MARDET Fort McClellan until their move to Fort Leonard Wood in 1999. The difference between Level 1 and 2 certifications is that you have to be exposed to OC spray and be tased to graduate with a Level 2 certification as an "instructor". The Legendary Level 3 or Instructor-Trainer certification is only available while you're at the FLW MP Schoolhouse ONLY at the chief instructor or Officer-in-Charge's discretion. Once you return to the fleet or operating force, you're only considered an instructor. Nicknamed the House of Pain due to the notorious torture of being pepper-sprayed and tasered with a Taser X2 to graduate with Level 2 certification. The current chief instructor is GySgt. Shane Sheaffer.

by kinghiroichi1 April 25, 2025

shrieking pain

The worst pain you you ever experience . Anal fissures

I have shrieking pain in my anal area.

by Asilomarbeach August 25, 2019

Telepathic nut pain

When your nuts hurt, its very painful
Guy 1: my nuts hurt

Guy 2: Im sorry man, why
Guy 1: I witnessed another guy get hit in the nuts
Guy 2:oh yeah Im feeling it now

Im having insane telepathic nut pain because his nuts just bust open

by HLick April 11, 2022

Pain Wayne

When a person looks good or has a very beautiful face structure

Hey David did you see Lisa today in the Hall she’s some Pain Wayne

by DeeSavge November 2, 2025