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man idiot

a girl who falls in love with a boy or man every time he hits her.
A girl who believes anything her boyfriend or boyfriends say.
Camoya is a man idiot thats why Jason and Barnes loved her and hit her so often.
by SHENYENG November 27, 2018
mugGet the man idiotmug.

american idiot

an album that has been mistakingly compared to the who's "tommy" album. yes, the songs combined do tell a story, just like "tommy," but in no way is it as good as tommy or even the worst album the who could come up with. green day is a fake-punk band and people think that they are punk for listening to green day and skateboarding. that is 100% incorrect. spiking your hair, cutting your wrists, and shopping at hot topic does not make you punk, neither does listening to american idiot.
educated person: do you know who the first punk band was?

emo/fake punk: totally green day man! either them or my chemical romance? or is it blink 182?

educated person: you need to be shot.
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
mugGet the american idiotmug.

Sapphic idiot

When someone of the female gender is head over heels for someone of the same sex.
I'm such a sapphic idiot for my crush because I get so awkward when I try to talk to her.
by Impasabear August 10, 2022
mugGet the Sapphic idiotmug.

idiot hipster

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.
by K Joyce January 5, 2016
mugGet the idiot hipstermug.

Inarticulate idiot

A person that believes "Bon Appétit" is pronounced and spelled "Bone Apple Tea".
Some inarticulate idiot actually believes that "Bon Appétit" is pronounced, and spelled "Bone Apple Tea"!
by Orchid'sAllure August 20, 2016
mugGet the Inarticulate idiotmug.

Spillage Idiot

The friend who always manages to spill something when they come over to your place.

Note: The spillage idiot can often locate items to spill where there were previously believed to be none. This often happens in student dwellings.
Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean something if it wasn't coming from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"

Spillage antics leading to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot to the position of Loom Raider, Ruiner of Rugs.
by Chandra42 October 27, 2008
mugGet the Spillage Idiotmug.

idiot central

NKGistoohard just trash landed in Idiot Central
by eFor2 September 16, 2023
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