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by skillz_tech January 27, 2004
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by Sir Magnus Pike July 29, 2004
Get the horny mug.We were having dinner at his house, and i sat next to him. I pretended i dropped my fork while he was looking, and bent down so he could get a full veiw of my c-cups. after dinner he took me into his room and laid me down on his bed. he started to kiss me furiously, putting is tounge deeper into his throat than any boy had before. i tousled his hair and kissed it gently while he started nibbling my ear and licking my neck. he sqeezed my breasts harder and harder, and i took of his shirt. i traced his hard abs with my long nail, and i saw his penis stretch out. my dress was fragile, and he ripped it right off. It got him and me horny.
Continuation coming later.
Continuation coming later.
by Lalagirl101 April 11, 2010
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It was a freezing winter's Day as the lonely Hunter looked for shelter within the woods.he was then encountered by a beautiful woman in a lingerie. He was captured by her beauty as she invited him inside her Cabin for Hot Tea.He went inside as he was feeling lucky.they chatted for about an hour until he spilled his tea all over his crotch-area.she offered to wipe it off.he didnt even bother to stop her!. She started pulling off his pants as she slid her hand into his underwear.she squeezed his dick with her soft silky hand.he creamed all over her face .she started sliding his hard dick in and out of her moist throat. He slid his dick back out as he banged the hell out of hr.she moaned and screamed with joy as as she felt it inside her.YESS OH YESS.MORE MORE YOUR SO GOOD AT THIS.She screamedhe slid down to her slippery kitty-cat, and traced the lining of her huge lips, she squirted his face as he tickled her vagina.he then shoved his tongue within the 10 inch deep-paradise.a few minutes later, they both became very tired of their night of heaven.the hunter got dressed,and left the cabin as if nothing ever happened.
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It was a freezing winter's Day as the lonely Hunter looked for shelter within the woods.he was then encountered by a beautiful woman in a lingerie. He was captured by her beauty as she invited him inside her Cabin for Hot Tea.He went inside as he was feeling lucky.they chatted for about an hour until he spilled his tea all over his crotch-area.she offered to wipe it off.he didnt even bother to stop her!. She started pulling off his pants as she slid her hand into his underwear.she squeezed his dick with her soft silky hand.he creamed all over her face .she started sliding his hard dick in and out of her moist throat. He slid his dick back out as he banged the hell out of hr.she moaned and screamed with joy as as she felt it inside her.YESS OH YESS.MORE MORE YOUR SO GOOD AT THIS.She screamedhe slid down to her slippery kitty-cat, and traced the lining of her huge lips, she squirted his face as he tickled her vagina.he then shoved his tongue within the 10 inch deep-paradise.a few minutes later, they both became very tired of their night of heaven.the hunter got dressed,and left the cabin as if nothing ever happened.
I got very horny to this and hope you did too
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