Horny bastard

Someone who is always horny and is typically named Carlos. Usually are still virgins as well.

Carlos keeps on showing us pictures of girls from Instagram that he has a zero chance of getting. What a horny bastard !!

by NotPapiIvan January 1, 2018

perpetually horny

Being aroused at all times.

My girlfriend; Kristin Whitley

by Cynth January 3, 2005

horny corny

A horny corny, is when you have a mass of guys to cum on one girl so much, that, she covers herself head-to-toe in cum. This makes it 1/2 of the unicorn part. then, you stick 2 vibrators in her pussy, and this is the horny part. Lastly, you take the guy with the biggest dick, and stick it over her head, and she gives you a hand job. Since your dick is over her head, it makes it like a unicorn

Did you hear that the really hot chick got a horny corny!?!? it's on Youjizz Teens!

by Fucking Austria November 4, 2012

Drunk and Horny

What I am right now.

I want a girl on my jock as we speak.

by Peter North November 25, 2003

i'm horny

1. The common phrase used when particularly drunk, tired or turned on by certain images.
2. What one says to friends when one needs personal space

3. The phrase women least want to hear from a "friendzoned" guy

ex. I'm horny... and cannot walk a straight line.
3. "I'm horny!" "No, John, I'm not interested- AT ALL."

by Howeverfore October 6, 2013

horny cow

one cow wants to do another cow

penis in vagina, feels good

by g-unit May 13, 2005

horny badger

when you pretend your hot cousin is your girlfriend/date.

yo bro, I did't pull a Horny Badger thats my real girlfriend!

by Brandon.Norr August 4, 2016