Dumper Humper

A man who enjoys humping there lover as they are shitting. Can also mean the sucking of a garbage collectors penis at 12:03 am on a Tuesday.

God damn I wanna be a dumper humper rn

by GoProglorp May 9, 2023

indonesian island hopper

The act of shitting on a girls face while playing leap frog

Hey so you want to Indonesian island hopper?
Sure just don't get it in my eye

by miggersaly March 7, 2014

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.

That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.

by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016

Arizona Ass Hopper

When a man takes his shit, smears it on his cock, and jumps in and out of 2 females vaginas and or asses.

The Arizona Ass Hopper is a special move I use on my girl. She has a UTI.

by eddiegazebopills November 11, 2017

Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.

"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.

by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018

Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper

A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.

I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!

by frenchfrytherapy May 9, 2023

Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer

Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.

Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.

by awesome24678 January 9, 2017