hockey jesus

Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

by fg8338 April 16, 2008

hocce

A very 1337 guy!

Who the fuck i Hocce?
The 1337'ets guy in teh pwn world!

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

hockeyed

To beat another team by a large margin, generally making a show of them.

The Red Sox hockeyed the Yankees last night, 15 runs to three

by Mark D Smith January 5, 2004

hock-tooie

the act of spitting on ones enemies flags

"i cant believe you hock-tooied them"

by c to the j September 28, 2006

Hockey scum

Hockey scum mostly populate private high schools where they are recruited to and glorified by the institution. They are easily identified by the accumalation of "flow" they rock, and their distinct swagger of walking like the have one of their very own hockey sticks rammed up their ass. In the Northeast many of the sport Boston accents despite the fact that they live no where near the city. They're known for thinking they are tough shit. Besides playing hockey their intrests are packing lips, getting blowjobs, and spreading herpes.

Carly: "Number 23 has great flow."
Amanda: "Yeah but i hear he hooked up with Christine and now she has a cold sore"
Carly: "Oh... i hooked up with him last night"
Amanda: "yeah that's hockey scum for ya"

by lawrenceprez August 10, 2010

bagel hockey

act of playing with or having intercourse with a vagina aka the mine of insertion

i played bagel hockey with susan last night

by stykitin April 4, 2005

Butt Hockey

A game in which you attempt to throw washers into a coffee can located in the center of a wooden box. A washer landing inside the box is 1 point, and 3 points for landing inside the coffee can.

Damn, this game is fun, but I can't beat Allan in Butt Hockey for the life of me!

by That guy333 August 12, 2008