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Mystery Hair

That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.
Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.

(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).
by overanalyzer November 28, 2012
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pineapple hairs

According to ‘Anix’ on yt pineapple hairs are the leaves on top of spongebobs house!
“Omg aren’t pineapple hairs so popular to have as a roof now?!”
by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020
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Modelesque Hair

Lit AF Hair Company selling 100% Virgin hair
Becky was slaying with her Modelesque Hair that she got from modelesquehair.com
by qihcsvc July 2, 2017
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Pineapple Hair

The green stuff on top of a pineapple that is its hair.
Uh... what is it called...? Let's just call it pineapple hair - anix
by Bread21 June 16, 2020
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simple-hairing

The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.
- Hey, John, this beauty is seeing that you're staring at her. What a simple-hairing!
by sashagerm October 23, 2023
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eyebrow hair

The brown bush things on on top of Mr.Krab’s eyes. No one knows what they are called, but with my mind, I have decided that they are eyebrows.
SPONGE BOY ME BOB!!!!! Is this eyebrow hair on me eyes?
by Potatoes are purple November 27, 2019
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hermione hair

Extremely frizzy hair that resembles the hair of Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series, usually plaguing those with thick, curly hair.
"With all this humidity I had to braid my hair today so no one would see my Hermione hair."
by Maddysin July 18, 2014
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