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Key holder

a term for someone who holds the key(s) to another's chastity device. Most commonly, a man is placed in a device and their lover (be them male or female, but most commonly female) teases, caresses, drives crazy and generally tests and shockingly abuses the power that is controlling someone's ability to orgasm.
When dealing with a key holder, the circumstances varied; there was an orgasm quota for a time (which usually equalled 15 to 1; fifteen for her, one for me) and later a whole month without any release from the space-aged plastic cell. During this time most of my kink came to the forefront; I became very good friends with Bunny's strap-on and other funny stories.
by Carmenator October 22, 2008
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You're Holding It Wrong

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.
Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."
by Frosty-Jay July 1, 2010
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holding in a restart

Term used for when Windows asks if you want to restart now or later, and you choose later. Also fair warning when online that you might restart any minute. Its the same as holding in a shit in that eventually, you have to do it. Thus, "holding in a restart".
Bob: Ey, just to let you know I'm holding in a restart.
Steve: Gotcha.
by Moondoggy November 8, 2008
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holdover ring

a ring that a man gives a woman when he proposes to her with the idea in mind that he will give her a more suitable engagement ring at a later date
Man wants to propose on New Year's Eve but can't have the engagement ring ready by that time, so he opts for a holdover ring, usually a band.
by TheExpatreneur May 19, 2014
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Holden Ohc

A mad bust if you live in 2002. The power is just to insane for your mates mirage
Oi lad take the goons out for a lap in your “Holden OHC” the girls will go smackaz
by Sick lad Pablo May 28, 2022
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bean holder

another name for vagina, the bean being the clitoris.
i had a sharp shooting pain in my bean holder.

i'm going to get in my bean holder tonight and flick my bean.
by the bean master May 19, 2009
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michael holden

the human embodiment of sunshine
tori spring's best friend/boyfriend(?)
best person ever
"Michael Holden is the most obnoxious guy I have ever met. I still love him though."
by evanhansenscast October 31, 2023
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