goonking

to be the greatest of all gooners. The skibidi king. Like charles, Believe it!

omg charlie you are literally the goonking. Dattebayo!

by xn2a December 17, 2024

Goonkey

a portmanteau between goon and monkey which is used to describe an extremely unproductive person or a procrastinator

this GOONKEY keeps arguing on the internet with people he doesn't even know.
he keeps procrastinating and oversleeping what a GOONKEY.

by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024

Goonkey

a portmanteau between a goon and a monkey

used to describe an extreme procrastinator/unproductive person

he has a whole castle worth of trash in his house. what a GOONKEY
he sits in his house and argues online everyday. he's the embodiment of the word GOONKEY

by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024

Gonkydine

Malaprop of "concubine" made famous in Appalachian culture. by the infamous Panhead Cooter. A fine American.

Look at them gonkydines over there boys. Y'all go make conversation, but don't hurtcha-self.

by Roscoe Q. Coltrane January 15, 2025

Gonker

Meaning large when describing drug use.

Dude that’s a gonker of a line! ; Excuse me good sir but I’m about to do a gonker line.

by GioFvckinVanni January 20, 2025

Gonker

Meaning large when describing drug use.

Dude that’s a gonker of a line! ; Excuse me good sir but I’m about to do a gonker line.

by GioFvckinVanni January 20, 2025

glonk

does nothing and dies

My teammates are such glonks!

by _catdude February 2, 2025