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greasy old grandpa balls

an old man that is so old he looks like a crusty old shriveled muffin with oldman clothes on it and youjust want to yell at him bcause he keeps talking about the new sex shop that just opened up but he cant hear you anyways because he forgot to put his hearing aid in cause hes stupid and cenile and needs to go to a home but his family cant afford it and you wish a dog would just attack him and put him out of his useless decrepid old man misery cause he hits on your freinds and its creepy cause hes dirty and old and needs alot of help. this is a greasy old grandpa balls
that greasy old man that is walking around but shouldent be walking around cause hes too old.
your grandfather!
greasy old grandpa balls are dirty and old!
by daner777 March 4, 2011
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Greasy burger

After sex with this bitch, her pussy was nothing but a greasy burger.
by Angeloguy January 11, 2008
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greased

when someone "farts" a long, nasty, and loud fart; they tend to have a foul smell.
ie. "some lady just greased one while standing beside me...it was loud and everything!"
by ezee-e May 6, 2011
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chatting grease

The act of chatting to someone about nothing in particular, especially on Social Media, or with someone you are not that well acquainted with. Possibly with the intention of hooking up, but not necessarily.
1) "Oh my god sarah get off snapchat and stop chatting grease to Tony!"
2) "That guy Ian is such a grease chatter, I couldn't get away from him all night!"
3) Faye: "What were you talking about?"

Liz: Nothin' really we were just chattin' grease."
by proller July 18, 2015
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Greasy Wog

by Emmett Wood May 4, 2003
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Grease a fifth wheel

1) Jay likes to grease Mike's fifth wheel.
2) You like to grease a fifth wheel
by Jason Vallone November 22, 2005
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Bobbing For Apples In Hot Grease

A person with very bad acne. So much that it looks like they have been...bobbing for apples in hot grease! Yeah it's a gross one!
by SuperThought October 1, 2003
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