Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home

His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.

by GG1000 April 9, 2022

grass thoughts

Basically when you fell in love whom u know u won't get and simply waste time thinking abt the person, you r said to be experiencing grass thoughts

Hey man, yesterday my brain went to graze on grass
I am experiencing grass thoughts, so please scold me so that I can come back to real life

by Golden_CyborgGG December 21, 2023

grass#0326

A fucking person who has no fucking sense of self. He jokes around non-existent jokes and even fucking jacks himself off when doing so.

grass#0326 is a fucking bitch.

by kryf_ April 24, 2023

Grass

Look outside. It's the green stuff on the ground.

Sometimes, I go outside, eat grass and moo

by Bridgeon May 17, 2023

Guy grass

When you deep throat a man so deep, that his pubic hairs also fill your mouth.

One of the Smart Kids favorite activities, is to Guy Grass each other.

by DigBick NTS July 9, 2021

Grass

A foreign item that is found in the mysterious realm of "outside". It is unknown if this mythical substance is cap.

Millenial: Go touch grass
Gen Alpha: What the skib are you on?

by skibidisigma_nocap July 18, 2024

grass

nctzens

someone - hey are you a fan of nct
me - yes, im grass

by 2yujins December 22, 2021