booty fudge

Now this is the stuff that you will find leaving an odor so awfull that it may even creep up under your shirt while standing,its a combination of ass sweat,shit particles,chaffy skin,and maybe even a dingle berry or two between your ass cheeks. It will usually occur when standing and or walking for prolonged periods of time,and will worsen in intense heat.Latter leaving a shit streak on your boxers.

Who the fuck is stinkin up this room with their nasty ass booty fudge??? go wipe your ass!!!

by "ELBOWMAC" December 4, 2009

strike at the fudge factory

when you haven't crapped in ages because the little workers in your fudge factory are on strike.

Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months"
Parson Brown: "A strike at the fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're constipated?"
Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is"

by keith-tastic May 22, 2008

poor man's fudgesicle

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdraw his phallus and take a large dump in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.

The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*

by Andy/Ben December 23, 2007

fudge

if you can spell this word with your gcse results, then you will probably live the rest of your life on state benefits.

person 1:"ha i can spell fudge with my reults"
person 2:"what are you going to do about it"
person 1:"whatdya mean people will have to employee me with a funny word in my gcse results."
person 2: *shakes head and walks away*

by spazmandemz October 10, 2008

fingernail fudge

the feces under you fingernail after you have had your finger up a woman's ass. Often goes unnoticed at first due to the excitement of the moment when fucking her pussy and fingering her ass simultaneously.

I washed my hands but there was still a trace of fingernail fudge from when I was with Sherry.

by Woody Thomas September 20, 2008

fudge-ums

a square brown chocolate mascot used to sell brownies on another stupid ass dominoes commercial.

(Thundering of loud footsteps in distence)

Pizza guy: RUN FUDGE-UMS RUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Fudge-ums: Owaaaa ohhhh waaa

(Thundering increases as large amount of gay actors chase a midget in a brownie suit............wow.....just wow)

by Ross The Great August 26, 2006

fudgesicle

often used instead of fuck

oh fudgesicle i forgot my keys

by knowingly done July 27, 2009