grapple fuck

Mixed martial arts nuthugger reference to a submission victory performed by their idol meant to inflate the importance of said victory, and emasculate the hero of another fan, fanboy, or nuthugger.

Brock Lesnar will grapple fuck Cain Valasquez in the first 30 seconds.

by ystava November 16, 2010

fuck me in the ozarks

An epithet used to express extreme frustration. It's funny because it refers to Ned Beatty's character getting ass-rammed by hillbillies in the movie "Deliverance," while defeating the listener's expectation that an orifice, rather than a geographic location, will be mentioned as the terminal word. Originated by maddox.

"Fuck me in the Ozarks," screamed the alien when I threw water on him and he started melting.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

thank fuck

Excellent news. Often used sarcastically.

Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Fuck The System

To bring down this enslaving government whose only will is to become more powerful and wealthy at the expense of poorer country's and the common working class, a government that is sending all of world to hell in a hand-basket yet the retarded white trash inbreeds do nothing about it because as long as CNN says everything is ok then it is. Which is nothing but a lie considering the country is not really run by government as it seems, but run by the billionaire companies that support the politicians that will bend over backwards to make these bastards a few more million.

The phrase also refers to putting a cease to doing the same fucking things over and over again, ruining more lives, and destroying the environment. As in fucking the "system", not just the establishment but the destructive patterns we repeat every day.

*throws fist in air* FUCK THE SYSTEM!

by Zensuu July 18, 2013

Fuck tard

Jake Paul

Fitz is not a fuck tard unlike Jake Paul

by Fuck Jake Paul January 21, 2019

mortality fuck

sexual intercourse immediately following a national disaster, death, or terrorist attack to help one cope with said event.

After getting off the tube during the London bombing, Will and I had a mortality fuck.

by cb radio November 7, 2005

Brad-fuck

When a "bro" backs out on a promise, leaving one alone on a trip to a strip club, another country, lunch, bar, etc.

I drove 68 miles to meet Brad at the strip club only to discover he had canceled. I had been Brad-fucked again.

by ayejayayejay April 20, 2010