Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

Merry Go Fuck Fest

When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...

“Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

metro hard as fuck

A random sentence that a douchebag says.

“The lady at shipleys bought our donuts”
“Metro hard as fuck”

by Penislover5577 December 21, 2022

Mental Titty Fuck

When you realize the tits are bigger than you thought on the person your seeing but you don't want to react incase you jinx yourself. This often results in that the person in this situation overthinks their moves way more than needed.

My second date with Rosa was a complete Mental Titty Fuck .

by Pogus Killer September 4, 2025

Fuckmeat

Doyle Von Frankenstein

Ever since he wore a Fuck Meat shirt. Misfits fans are now referring to Doyle Von Frankenstein as Fuckmeat.

by Mr. Mojo Resin June 24, 2017

FUCKME

A curse, usually said when agitated or frustrated, similar to 'Damn.'

*After stepping on a painful, upward facing plug*

'FUCKME'

by HelenSaysHello August 21, 2009

fuckment

Abstract noun, referring to the state of being fucked. Can also be used as an expletive to make reference to such a state.

"Oh, fuckment."

"What?"

"She just saw me with another girl."

"Oh man, you're in a whole lot of fuckment."

"I know, right?"

by malcolmholmes May 19, 2014