Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

Bye Bye Fries

n/ Most commonly used before a break-up (but can apply to other situations as well) a type of "last meal" to say farewell.

She had enough with me and took me to the local burger joint and we shared a basket of bye bye fries.

by Desrever March 22, 2009

Test of Friendship

When you and a friend have to double team a chick.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick has been looking at us all night!
Guy 2: You should go talk to her bro!
Guy 1: I did, but she's is only interested in US.
Guy 2: You don't mean... The Test of Friendship!
Guy 1: Let's do it!!!
HIGH FIVE *SLAP*

by BrosephBro69 October 27, 2010

I see my friends

An abrupt conversational transition device which is often sung (a la Rebecca Black) and is accompanied by immediately walking away. Most commonly used to extricate oneself from a conversion with a bore, braggart, or person with halitosis.

Drunk Fat Chick: "ya wan....ya wann...ya wanna get atah hear a get sumfin ta eat? My daddy owns his own roofing company."
Cool Dude: "I see my friends!" (sung, and walks away)

by Chumley T. walrus May 14, 2011

5 Minute Friend

When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment

Met a 5 minute friend today in the doctors waiting room

by Upstairsdragon August 9, 2016

Fuck a friend

Meaning you are not worried about having friends. You're more concerned about getting to the paper.

"Fuck a friend, be about your business"

- Young Scooter

"Ay man everyone been switching up lately"
"Fuck a friend, get this paper"

by 610clark November 6, 2017

collect your bredrin/friend

when your friend is being a dick head embarrassing or said summit dumb in front of your other friends this can be said

friend 1: "Nah soap tastes peng still"

you (saying to friend 2): "Sasha come and collect your bredrin/friend"

friend 2 : "thats your bredrin"

by 102killerdrop October 3, 2018