I thought we were friends

The best thing to say to a person close to you if they reject you in any way. If someone were to be told: "I thought we were friends", they would be forced to do whatever their "friend" wants them to do.

Tyrone: Yo mang, can you do my homework for me after skool?

Antwonne: Nah, man. I gotsta hit the sheets with mah ho tonight.

Tyrone: I thought we were friends, yo.

Antwonne: Aww shizz! Fine holmes, I'll do your damn homework.

by Nate of Fate. February 25, 2009

Knot Friends

When two friends cross arms at the elbows and exclaim to all surrounding, "Knot Friends!". Usually resulting in an awkward social confrontation.

Senya and Hoag are Knot Friends! We should probably not associate ourselves with them anymore.

by Hoagous September 21, 2007

best friends

two awesome people that can tell each other anything. they are always there for each other, and will never leave the other.

ryan ans sam are best friends.

by sammy614 August 11, 2009

holiday friends

friends with whom your entire social interaction is based on seeing them at special occasions.

I don't remember the last time I saw Jessica. I think it was on Fat Tuesday, or wait, was it on Memorial Day? Nah, maybe it was New Years? I'm not sure, maybe all of them, I guess we're holiday friends.

by Philosophistry February 21, 2010

facebook friendship hijacking

when a facebook friend goes thru your friend list and requests one of your friends to add them as a friend even though they do not know them.

My facebook friend told me my brother tried a facebook friendship hijacking by requesting them as a friend. He doesn't know her!

by pookaalp July 30, 2010

Folding your friends clothes

Code word for sex

I want you to come over and start folding your friends clothes

by Ziker54 July 11, 2014

Let's just be friends

Sentence used to traditionally, gently let down someone that has an unrequited romantic and/or sexual interest in a friend/acquaintance. If they takes badly to this clearly very polite alternative of "I am not really romantically and/or sexually interested in you, but I still find value in you as a person and I'd like you by my side" (i.e., throws a tantrum, claims ownership or a "debt" for all the "nice things they've done", etc.), they weren't a friend in the first place and only saw your friendship as purely transactional. Run far away and find better friends.

Girl: I'm sorry, but I'd rather we just be friends.
Nice Guy: WOW AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU? YOU FEMOIDS ARE ALL THE SAME, I DESERVE AT LEAST SOMETHING FOR BEING SUCH A NICE GUY
Girl: Wooo, thank you for confirming I dodged a bullet there.

Guy: Let's just be friends.
Nice Girl: HAH AS IF I WASN'T JOKING, I ONLY HANG AROUND YOU OUT OF PITY, YOU'RE FUGLY ANYWAY
Guy: Okay, we won't be friends either.

by flamingbinch May 21, 2019